Cruel & Unusual Nourishment

I made a queasy looking script to celebrate being a guest on Cruel & Unusual Nourishment podcast. I put Adam on blast for not subjecting himself to more cruel or unusual snacks and then I take the crew on an Asian Supermarket Spec-snack-ular!
What will we think of cucumber or yoghurt flavoured chips? Why did we add milk to that? Is my sense of humour drier than the chips we eat?