BSDS Thunderdome: In Store Tag

"Good morning BSDS and happy Monday! Hope everyone had a very cozy weekend! It's starting to get (bay state-level) cold outside and we're all starting to dress up in poofy hoods and heavy pea coats. This week's challenge is to *design an in-store tag for your favorite cold weather gear*. This could be anything from your favorite coffee travel mug to your most reliable ski jacket to your Grampa's vintage wool beanie that you refuse to get rid of. No matter what the cold-weather product is, go design a hott-ass (two Ts) tag that'll figuratively burn down the house!"