Frank Prank

Jon Burroughs: Why do you wear that?

Frank: ...do you think it's weird?

Jon Burroughs: Kinda.

Frank: Well, normal faces are weird, too. You know, the way they're smooth... smooth... smooth... and blech! You know? All bumpy and holes, I mean, what are eyes like? It's like a science fiction movie. Don't get me started on lips. Like the edges of a severe wound.