Markdown F.C.

Back in 2016, eBay's NYC office fielded a coed soccer team. We were named Markdown F.C. What is Markdown? It's shorthand for service failure. We had no ambitions, and a self-deprecating sense of humor. These kits are fake, but our failure was real. A brief writeup is at: https://www.danielboyle.net/proj-kit-ebay.php