So... cold...

At the bottom of every freezer is one ice lolly. It's been there as long as anyone can remember. No one knows its flavour. No one remembers buying it. It's just there. A mass of odd colours and ice crystals. If it could speak, which it can't cos that'd be weird, it'd say "...so...cold..."

...But you wouldn't hear because you'd be running away from the creepy talking ice lolly...