Koalabot

Because when your kids are up at 3am and you've read the entire internet, what else can you do except doodle a koala in a pair of robotic pants? Well, you can make a backstory too. You see the empty beer cans? Koalas have a love of craft lager, but they're also socially responsible so they don't drink and conquer the feeble human race. Heaven help us if they ever go dry...