We'd like to name him James...
... Sorry, that names is already taken! Try James365 or James2017.
We run a weekly nerd comic at comic.browserling.com. Here we created an artwork about what happens in the future when you try to give your child a name.
Robot couple says: "We'd like to name him James." Chief name officer responds, "Sorry, that names is already taken! Try James365 or James2017."