Thai Cottage
I’m sorry. Your sandwich exceeds the required 6cm in width, so it’s between Imelda and Mary in the Lovely Laugh tie-break.
From Father Ted
For context, Thai Cottage is among Craggy Island’s top seafood restaurants. I think the implication being that it’s pretty mental for a place that has local shops with signs made out of cardboard and poster paint to have a tiering system amongst seafood restaurants. Or any restaurants. So it’s with that preposterousness in mind that we find this unfathomably ostentatious design.