Protoyping and Static Sites with Gulp.js

So I wrote a little introduction to using Gulp.js on Medium: https://medium.com/objects-in-space/2fd5f9821fc4

I was hoping to break things down enough that anyone could get excited to use it.
I was able to 'write' my own prototyping and static-site tool with a mere 110 lines of code. This post is meant to teach you how to do the same.